dating-and-marriage.txt — Boomer-ai
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What would a boomer say about dating and marriage?

Boomers met at the dance hall and were married by their mid-twenties. Here's the Boomer on modern dating, followed by the real numbers on marriage then and now.

Ask a Boomer: dating and marriage Comedy, not advice

You asked: “They liked my story but haven't texted back.”

Liked your story? What story? Did you lend them a library book?

In my day, if you fancied someone, you asked them to the pictures in person and then waited by the telephone for three days like a gentleman. Stop staring at that glowing slab, splash on some Old Spice and knock on their door.

Anyway, I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! She didn't laugh either.

You asked: “Is it weird to meet someone on a dating app?”

A dating app? You mean the computer picks your spouse for you, like the football pools?

I met my wife at a Tuesday night dance at the Co-op hall. I trod on her feet twice and she married me anyway. That's romance: sore feet and commitment.

Anyway, what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! No eye-deer! Brilliant.

You asked: “Should we live together before getting married?”

Live together before the wedding?! My mother-in-law would have come round with a rolling pin!

We got engaged after four months, married at the register office after nine and had the reception in the back room of the Red Lion. Buy a ring, book a buffet and stop dithering.

Anyway, why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! Ho ho!

The real numbers

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