work-and-burnout.txt — Boomer-ai
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What would a boomer say about work and burnout?

To a boomer, burnout sounds like something that happens to a clutch. Here's the Boomer on modern work, followed by the real numbers on hours and holidays.

Ask a Boomer: work and burnout Comedy, not advice

You asked: “Is a four-day week too much to ask?”

A FOUR-day week?! I worked six days at the timber yard and did the pools coupon on the seventh!

If you want a day off, earn it. Get in at half seven, eat your sandwiches at your desk and never let the foreman catch you sitting down. Long weekends are for bank holidays.

Anyway, I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough! Kneaded! Get it?

You asked: “My boss messages me on WhatsApp at 10pm.”

At ten o'clock at night?! In my day if the boss wanted you after hours he had to drive round to your house, and my father would have set the dog on him.

Unplug the telephone at the wall like a sensible person. If it's important, he can write a memo and put it in your pigeonhole in the morning.

Anyway, why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged! One for the staff room, that.

You asked: “Can I work from home forever?”

Work from home? The only people working from home in 1983 were my mother and the Avon lady!

You need to be in the office, where the boss can see you and you can have a natter by the photocopier. Put on a tie, catch the 7:12 and stop taking meetings in your pyjama bottoms.

Anyway, how do you organise a party in space? You planet! Ho ho, planet!

The real numbers

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