saving-and-interest-rates.txt — Boomer-ai
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What would a boomer say about saving and interest rates?

Boomers remember double-digit interest rates, usually the good half of them. Here's the Boomer on saving, followed by what UK interest rates really did.

Ask a Boomer: saving and interest rates Comedy, not advice

You asked: “My savings account pays 4%. Is that good?”

Four percent?! In 1989 the building society paid me double figures and I still wrote to complain!

Mind you, my mortgage rate was so high I had to sell the Cortina and cycle to work, but let's not dwell on that. Get yourself a passbook, take it to the counter every Friday and watch the cashier stamp it. There's no feeling like it.

Anyway, I used to be a banker, but I lost interest! Lost interest! I bet your lot have never heard that one.

You asked: “Should I put my savings into crypto?”

Crypto?! Is that the one where the money lives inside the computer? I don't trust money I can't lose down the back of the settee.

I kept mine half in the Post Office and half in a biscuit tin behind the Hoover. Nobody has ever hacked a biscuit tin.

Anyway, why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shellfish! That one's going down a storm at the Rotary Club.

You asked: “How do I save money when everything costs so much?”

Easy. Switch off every light, turn the thermostat down and put on a second jumper. That's what jumpers are for!

We reused tin foil, saved the wrapping paper every Christmas and made one teabag do three cups. By 1985 I'd saved up for a colour telly with a remote control, and I never looked back.

Anyway, why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems! Just like my cousin Gary.

The real numbers

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